Sardarji: When i was singing some one throw a slipper on meBoy: Did you stop singing?Sardarji: No, what could i do withone slipper? i sing till he throw second slipper..!..................................Acotor T. Rajender goes to a shop.TR: Intha KARADI padam enna vilai..?Shopkeeper: Ithu KARADI padam illai sir kannadi... athula unga mugamthan appadi theriyuthu...,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,My friend Saminathan anuppiya SMS joke"dai maama innaikku TV la terrarist list parthen, Avangala kandu pidichchi koduththa Rs.3 kodi yam... enakku panam mukkiyam illa...neethaan mukkiyam... veliya thalai kaattatheda maama...,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writting except one sardarji. he wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH TODAY" **************************************************** Sardar1: Unga sondha ooru edhu?
Sardar2: Namakku avvalo vasathi illeenga... Sondha veedu mattumthaan irukku.****************************************************
Rajini new song in Chandiramugi "devuda duvuda 7malai devuda
chududa chududa en friends pakkam chududa
yellame loosukal
yellame mentalkal
athula onnu ippa SMS padikkuthuda
reppeeettuu............"****************************************************Sardar : Why are all the people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will you get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?****************************************************Sardar built two swimmimg pools. and he left one of them unfilled.
when asked he said "Oye, that's for those who don't know swimming..." ****************************************************When the sky get dark, I remember you...
when there is lighting, I remember you...
when there is rain, I remember you...
So, Please return my UMBRELLA. ****************************************************
