Thursday, December 15, 2005

3D boys portrait

In this portrait original painting was there in - JAIPUR CITY PALASE, WALL Painting... its 200 years old painting... i just draw a Pencil.. just u see its a 9 dimention boys you see... u try it ... and enjoy it...



சுனாமியின் பயோ டேட்டா

பெயர்: சுனாமி
பிறந்த தேதி : 26-டிசம்பர்-2004
பிறந்த இடம் : இந்தோனேசியா
பிடித்த படம் : அலைபாயுதே
பிடித்த பாடல் : அலை அடிக்குது...
பிடித்த இடம் : கடற்கரை
பிடித்த உணவு : மக்கள்
பிடித்த வசனம் : நான் எப்ப வருவேன்... எப்படி வருவேன்னு யாருக்கும் தெரியாது... ஆனா வரவேண்டிய நேரத்துல சரியா வந்துடுவேன்... வரட்டுமா...
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Holly wood SMS Jokes

Jackie Chan asked Sarathkumar to remake the film ‘NATTAMAI’ in china. GUes what will be the name of them film… Guess… Guess… “ Not am I”.

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JET LEE’S South Indian Favorite items

Veg : THAKKA-LEE
Breakfast : ID-LEE
Festival : DIWA-LEE
Actress : SONA-LEE
Film : GHIL-LEE
Animal : BAL-LEE
Friend : (Neethaan) KOMA-LEE

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Goundamani senthil SMS Joke

Senthil: Anne… Anne…
Goundamani: Ennada thakara tappa vaaya..?
Senthil: Milaga podi eppadinne varuthu?
Goundamani: MIlagayilarunthu…
Senthil: Manjal podi ethilarunthunne varuthu..?
Goundamani: Manjalla irunthu
Senthil: Mookku podi ethila irunthunne varuthu..?
Goundamani: Adey… Aappa vaayaaaaaa…

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Mixed SMS jokes

A lecturer taking a class, a boy was commenting “Yaru peththa pullaiyo ippadi anaathaiya polambikittu irukku”

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A man asks a women in a market “ I have last my wife… can you talk with me for a minute?” She says “why?” Man: whenever I talk to a women my wife find me..!

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A man went to Hell. There he asked yamaraj “can I make a call to my wife?” After making a callhe asked “ how much i have to pay”. yamaraj replies “Nothing, HELL to HELL free”

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Binladen’s son was studying in a American school. Teacher asked him “I have 4 apple… How can I share among 5?” His answer: Kill one! Share 4…

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Mental 1: Naan intha ulagaththaiye alikka poren
Mental 2: Naan unakku rauber thara mattene…

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Appa (vi) SMS jokes

Father: Yenda ippadi ponnunga pinnadi suththara…. 4 peru paartha enna solluvanga!
Son: Hmmm… Appanukku thappaama pillai poranthirukkumbanga…

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Father: Mappilai enna panrar
Brokker: Avar ninna Train odum… Train ninna avar oduvaar…
Father: avvalavu busyaa
Broker: Aamam… Avar statinla sundal vikkiraar…

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Friends nakkal SMS jokes

Today I try to contact your mobile but your network replies: “NEENGAL THODARBU KOLLUM VAADIKKAIYALAR SEMA MAPPIL IRUKKIRAAR, POTHAI THELINTHAVUDAN THODARBU KOLLAVUM”

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Ammavin anbu, Kulanthaiyin sirippu, Ulaippin viyarvai, Kadaliyin muththam ivai ellavarraiyum vida inimaiyaanathu nee sonna antha 3 varthai “QUARTER VAANGI THAREN”

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WARNING: Due to heavy rain, take umbrella to cover your head. Because “UN MANDAIYIL IRUKKUM KALIMAN KARANJIDUMDA EN DUBUKKU…” Prevention better.

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Flash news: Today actress ASIN was arrested by ciber crime police..! Why? Daily disturbing me by sending love proposel through SMS… Ennoda porumaikkum oru ellai undu…

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When I was born, it was raining heavily… do you know why… because the sky was crying for losing a cute, sweet, loving star to earth.

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Friend 1: Machchan ennoda kalyaanaththukku kandeeppa vanthudu…
Friend 2: Unakku oru kashtamna varama iruppanaa? Inbathula mattum pangu kolravan nanbanilla… thunbaththulayum pangu kolravanthaan unmaiyaana nanban.

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No need to worry about rain. Our captain (Vijayakanth) had gone in to deep sea in a special boat to change the direction of rain to Pakistan.

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I read the Newspaper that sending messagesproduses a radiation that causes cancer so I have decided to stop… Reading Newspaper

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I Love You
Sender: Saniya mirsa
I Miss You
Sender: Aishwarya rai
I Marry You
Sender: Nila
I Want You
Sender: Jothika
I Need You
Sender: Asin

See how d silly girls SMS me… aiyo… aiyo… Ahzaga poranthaale ithuthaan thollai
(Naan illa en Friend Saminathan anuppiya SMS ithu)

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Hai…….
I want to meet you
I want to see you
I want to be with you
I want to enjoy with you

But this bloody gate keeper is asking for the ticket to enter in the ZOO…

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You lovely
You perfect
You beautiful
You amazing
You sweet
You cute
You genius
You fantastic
You fabulous…

Yappa… ithukku mela ennal poy solla mudiyathu…

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Dey Mame...

Pickuppukku YAMAHA
Milagekku CT 100
Stylukku SPLENDER
Bandavukku PULSAR
Kalakkalukku KARISHMA
Vandikku NAAN
Osi ketka NEE thanda en dubukku…

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Sardarji jokes++

Oye sardarji, why are you taking your pregnant wife to PIZZA HUT. Instead of taking to hosapital?
Sardarji: Because in PIZZA HUT ‘DELIVERY FREE’.

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Sardarji1: Neththu unga phone number theriyaama rumba kastap pattutten.
Sardarji2: Ada ennanga neenga… Enakku oru phone panni kettiruntha solliyiruppene…

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Ganguly SMS Jokes

Ganguly beat the fan in the Cricket ground. Why? Because that fan singing a Anniyan song.

What song?

'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCKKA...

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Flash news: After seeing his, performance, Ganguly is once more selected as captain for the one day series against England for 'Indian women’s cricket team.'

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Kurudan kaila Torch, Sevidan kaila radio, Oomai kaila mic, sathikal kaila katchi, Ganguly kaila bat, Unga kaila Cell phone/Computer… Enna ulagamda ithu…

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Ganguly’s favorite Rajini dialogues

BADSHA : Naan 1 run eduththaa… 100 run eduththa mathiri…
PADAYAPPA : Yen wicket free wicket
ARUNACHALAM : anDAVAN SOLRAN… Ganguly bold agaran
BABA : Neeya win pannina Smadaanam… Naana thotha annathanam
CHANDRAMUKI : Any problem just one ball I am disappear



Saturday, November 19, 2005

SMS jokes2




Sardarji: When i was singing some one throw a slipper on me
Boy: Did you stop singing?
Sardarji: No, what could i do withone slipper? i sing till he throw second slipper..!

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Acotor T. Rajender goes to a shop.
TR: Intha KARADI padam enna vilai..?
Shopkeeper: Ithu KARADI padam illai sir kannadi... athula unga mugamthan appadi theriyuthu...

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My friend Saminathan anuppiya SMS joke

"dai maama innaikku TV la terrarist list parthen, Avangala kandu pidichchi koduththa Rs.3 kodi yam... enakku panam mukkiyam illa...
neethaan mukkiyam... veliya thalai kaattatheda maama...

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Sardarji SMS Jokes+

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy in writting except one sardarji.
he wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH TODAY"

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Sardar1: Unga sondha ooru edhu?
Sardar2: Namakku avvalo vasathi illeenga...

Sondha veedu mattumthaan irukku.

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Rajini new song in Chandiramugi

"devuda duvuda 7malai devuda
chududa chududa en friends pakkam chududa
yellame loosukal
yellame mentalkal
athula onnu ippa SMS padikkuthuda
reppeeettuu............"


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Sardar : Why are all the people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will you get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?


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Sardar built two swimmimg pools. and he left one of them unfilled.
when asked he said
"Oye, that's for those who don't know swimming..."

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When the sky get dark, I remember you...
when there is lighting, I remember you...
when there is rain, I remember you...
So, Please return my
UMBRELLA.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

SMS Jokes1

JOKE OF THE MILLENNIUM.

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.
He write a love letter to the nurse “I love you SISTER”

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. Why?
Because his doctor advised him
“Today dinner shud be light”

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Manakkum varai – ‘MALAR’
Mayakkum varai –
‘MANGAI’
Irukkum varai –
‘UDAL’
Irakkum varai nam –
‘NAM NATPU’

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Sardarji opens his tiffen box in the middle of the road.
Why? Just to confirm he is going to office or coming from office…

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Sardar (In interview)
I want 1 lack salary, a flat and a car
Boss: I will give you 5 lacks, 2 flat and 3 cars
Sardar: are you joking sir?
Boss: who started the joke ? rascal…


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Ramu: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga…
Somu: enkitta 'suththama' panam illai
Ramu: 'azhukkaa irunthaalum' paravayillai thaanga…

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Wife: Today is our wedding day… take me to a different place,
which I have never seen before..?
Husband: ok, I will take you to the
KITCHEN…!!!

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Saturday, October 22, 2005

SMS jokes+

Nursre: Innaikku nee discharge aga pora, so udamba nallaa paaththuko..
Sardar: Ok… Seekkiram kattunga..?

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Sardar: You cheated me…
Shop keeper: How?
Sardar: You said this is American made radio, but when I switched on, it says All India radio…?

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Man life before marriage SPIDERMAN,
Finding a girl SUPERMAN,
After engagement GENTILMAN,
After marriage WATCHMAN,
Ten years after marriage DOBERMAN..?!

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Sivakasi Jayalakshmi asked Veerappan’s wife that “How your husband died?”
She replied that “all your husband joined and killed my husband”

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Interviewer: What is common between KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI, BUDDHA and JESUS?
Sardar: all were born on ‘GOVEMENT HOLIDAYS’

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Sardar: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake?
Lady: Then why didn’t you tell me, when I was removing my clothes…
Sardar: because removing cloths is not restricted…

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Wife: En ippadi thalladi vareenga?
Husband: Paarvai sari illannudoctor kitta ponean... oru 'GLASS' podunga sariyaayidumnaar athan...


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Always keep your Lover/spouse photo in your purse. whenever you are in some big trouble, see the photo, you will feel that "No other problem is bigger than this..."

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Palani malai MURUGA... enakku nall figure set aanaa... intha message padikkira nanbanukku mottai pottu, vel kuththi, avar cella un undiyalla kaanikkaiyaa poduren MURUGA...

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

SMS jokes

Mummy: Eppavum bookkum kaiyuma irukkira
en paiyana Eppadi neenga fail pannalam..?
Teacher: Athukkaga exam hallayum bookoda iruntha eppadi…
Mummy: ???...?

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Interviewer: if u know about saniya mirsa?
Sardar: oh s! she ‘s a heavy alcoholic”
Interviewer: what?
Sardar: she’s is the 1st Indian women to reach ‘4th round’

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Sardar: water the plants
Servant: there is raining
Sardar: take an umberella and water the plants man…

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Ramanum seethaiyum Kaattula ponappa
veettu saviya miss pannittanga,
appa avanga ennasolli iruppanga?
Annalum no‘KEY’ naan…
Avalum no ‘KEY’ naal…

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Father: Enda innikku collegekku pogala..?
Son: Innaikku leave!
Father: Leave collegukka? Illa unakka?
Son: Ethir veettu ponnukku!
Father: ???...?

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On a romantic day sardar’s girl friend asks him,
“Darling, on our engagement will u gives me a
‘RING’?”
Sardar:
Ya sure, in your land line or mobile?

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Sardar1: Nan piranthathu madrasila
Aana padichchathu mumbaiyila
Sardar2: Appadeenna school poga rumba neram aagi irukkume
Sardar1: ???...?

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1) If you SMS…
I’ll SMS
If you call
I’ll call
If you cry
I’ll cry
If you laugh
I’ll laugh
If you die?

“Machi, quarter adichchu summa sema dancethaan...!”

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2) Vetti sambalam vangaravar yaaru theriuma?
Theriyatha?


Theriyathunna therinjikko enna..!

“nee illa chellam”

“BARBUR”

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3) You are a DOG…
Getting angry
Wait…
D= Darling
O= Of
G= Girls/Gents
Now you are smiling…
Am I right
You naughty DOG…

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4) Do you know friends are the worst tenants this world…
They occupy our heart..!
They pay no rent…
Don’t vacate easily..!
When they leave...?
They leave the place will be broken


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5) When software person produce films,
how he will name them..?
“7G software colony”
“real player ketkume”
“enakku 20GB unakku 40GB”
“virus kanden”
“CD’yin selvan”
“software mugi”

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6)The great tourist
place moonaaru
parkkareengala…




“666”

How is it…

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7) Batsha punch…

“Hey hey… andavan kettavangalukku 100 pant koduppan…
aana avuththu vittuduvan…

nallavangalukku oru pant koduppan… koodave oru undrayarum, beltum koduppan”

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A man married a girl and applied divorce after his first night for following reason.
Wife’s panties and saw the label
“OK TESTED”.

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In next 5 minutes,
Nayanthara will call u..!
Asin will call u..!
Trisha will call u..!
Jothika will call u..!
an d ask my phone number..!?
Please DON’T GIVE…

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Man: Where are you born..?
Sardar: Punjab.
Man: Which part..?
Sardar: Oye! Part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body born in Punjab.

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Sardar : In my dreams, rats play football every night..!?
Doctor: Take this medicine from today…
Sardar : Can I start fro tomorrow… because tonight is final…

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Customer: What is the guaranty this glass
Shop owner: in the 1000 feet hight to u through…
the glass in 999 feet it will be not broken

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Two sardarjis travel in a double ducker bus…
One up one down
The above sardar came down…
The below sardar asked why u return?
he replied “ there is no driver above”

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Flashed news: Terrorist kidnapped Indian cricket team& demand 100 cores
If money not paid.. they will fire all the players by petrol…
I already donated 5 litters…

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Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree to another...?
?..?...?....?......?
oh.. sorry its u’r personal matter…
I will not interfere..!

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Boy: I am complan boy
Girl: I am complan girl
Their father: Ellam kodumai… na petha pillanga kandavan perai solluthunga

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Wife: Aththaan enkitta ungalukku pidichchathu
en alagaana mugama? En anbaana Manama?
En panivaana gunama?

Husband: Unnoda intha comedythaan!

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Husband: Yen wife romba TV paarkkura doctor
Doctor: Yentha alavukku?
Husband: Current cut aanalum TVi torch adichchci parkkira doctor?

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A lion gives wedding party to his friends.
He saw a mouse dancing there.
He asked” How or you? How you came here?”
Mouse said, before my marriage i was also a lion.

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Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM center.
“Ha…Ha…Ha…I have seen your password.
Sardar2: What is it?
Sardar1: Its 4 stars(****)
Sardar2: Ha…Ha…Ha…your wrong. Its 3384.

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When sardar driving his car, saw the board “SCHOOL ZONE GO SLOW”
then he drives the car very slowly at the time of night 11.30…

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Postman: Sir I have traveled 5km to deliver you this letter…
Sardar: How stupid you are. Can’t you post it?

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Oru anubavasthanin SMS thaththuvam
“Girl friends are like a Net virus:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Edit your mind, download problems and
delete your happiness so beware of girls…”

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Sardar filling up an application from for a job,
when he came to ‘salary expected’,
after much thought and he wrote “Yes”

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