A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy in writting except one sardarji.
he wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH TODAY"
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Sardar1: Unga sondha ooru edhu?
Sardar2: Namakku avvalo vasathi illeenga...
Sondha veedu mattumthaan irukku.
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Rajini new song in Chandiramugi
"devuda duvuda 7malai devuda
chududa chududa en friends pakkam chududa
yellame loosukal
yellame mentalkal
athula onnu ippa SMS padikkuthuda
reppeeettuu............"
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Sardar : Why are all the people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will you get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
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Sardar built two swimmimg pools. and he left one of them unfilled.
when asked he said "Oye, that's for those who don't know swimming..."
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When the sky get dark, I remember you...
when there is lighting, I remember you...
when there is rain, I remember you...
So, Please return my UMBRELLA.
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