Tuesday, October 25, 2005

SMS Jokes1

JOKE OF THE MILLENNIUM.

A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.
He write a love letter to the nurse “I love you SISTER”

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. Why?
Because his doctor advised him
“Today dinner shud be light”

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Manakkum varai – ‘MALAR’
Mayakkum varai –
‘MANGAI’
Irukkum varai –
‘UDAL’
Irakkum varai nam –
‘NAM NATPU’

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Sardarji opens his tiffen box in the middle of the road.
Why? Just to confirm he is going to office or coming from office…

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Sardar (In interview)
I want 1 lack salary, a flat and a car
Boss: I will give you 5 lacks, 2 flat and 3 cars
Sardar: are you joking sir?
Boss: who started the joke ? rascal…


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Ramu: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga…
Somu: enkitta 'suththama' panam illai
Ramu: 'azhukkaa irunthaalum' paravayillai thaanga…

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Wife: Today is our wedding day… take me to a different place,
which I have never seen before..?
Husband: ok, I will take you to the
KITCHEN…!!!

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