JOKE OF THE MILLENNIUM.
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.
He write a love letter to the nurse “I love you SISTER”
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. Why?
Because his doctor advised him “Today dinner shud be light”
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Manakkum varai – ‘MALAR’
Mayakkum varai – ‘MANGAI’
Irukkum varai – ‘UDAL’
Irakkum varai nam – ‘NAM NATPU’
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Sardarji opens his tiffen box in the middle of the road.
Why? Just to confirm he is going to office or coming from office…
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Sardar (In interview)
I want 1 lack salary, a flat and a car
Boss: I will give you 5 lacks, 2 flat and 3 cars
Sardar: are you joking sir?
Boss: who started the joke ? rascal…
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Ramu: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga…
Somu: enkitta 'suththama' panam illai
Ramu: 'azhukkaa irunthaalum' paravayillai thaanga…
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Wife: Today is our wedding day… take me to a different place,
which I have never seen before..?
Husband: ok, I will take you to the KITCHEN…!!!
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