Thursday, December 15, 2005

3D boys portrait

In this portrait original painting was there in - JAIPUR CITY PALASE, WALL Painting... its 200 years old painting... i just draw a Pencil.. just u see its a 9 dimention boys you see... u try it ... and enjoy it...

சுனாமியின் பயோ டேட்டா

பெயர்: சுனாமி
பிறந்த தேதி : 26-டிசம்பர்-2004
பிறந்த இடம் : இந்தோனேசியா
பிடித்த படம் : அலைபாயுதே
பிடித்த பாடல் : அலை அடிக்குது...
பிடித்த இடம் : கடற்கரை
பிடித்த உணவு : மக்கள்
பிடித்த வசனம் : நான் எப்ப வருவேன்... எப்படி வருவேன்னு யாருக்கும் தெரியாது... ஆனா வரவேண்டிய நேரத்துல சரியா வந்துடுவேன்... வரட்டுமா...
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Holly wood SMS Jokes

Jackie Chan asked Sarathkumar to remake the film ‘NATTAMAI’ in china. GUes what will be the name of them film… Guess… Guess… “ Not am I”.

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JET LEE’S South Indian Favorite items

Veg : THAKKA-LEE
Breakfast : ID-LEE
Festival : DIWA-LEE
Actress : SONA-LEE
Film : GHIL-LEE
Animal : BAL-LEE
Friend : (Neethaan) KOMA-LEE

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Goundamani senthil SMS Joke

Senthil: Anne… Anne…
Goundamani: Ennada thakara tappa vaaya..?
Senthil: Milaga podi eppadinne varuthu?
Goundamani: MIlagayilarunthu…
Senthil: Manjal podi ethilarunthunne varuthu..?
Goundamani: Manjalla irunthu
Senthil: Mookku podi ethila irunthunne varuthu..?
Goundamani: Adey… Aappa vaayaaaaaa…

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Mixed SMS jokes

A lecturer taking a class, a boy was commenting “Yaru peththa pullaiyo ippadi anaathaiya polambikittu irukku”

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A man asks a women in a market “ I have last my wife… can you talk with me for a minute?” She says “why?” Man: whenever I talk to a women my wife find me..!

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A man went to Hell. There he asked yamaraj “can I make a call to my wife?” After making a callhe asked “ how much i have to pay”. yamaraj replies “Nothing, HELL to HELL free”

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Binladen’s son was studying in a American school. Teacher asked him “I have 4 apple… How can I share among 5?” His answer: Kill one! Share 4…

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Mental 1: Naan intha ulagaththaiye alikka poren
Mental 2: Naan unakku rauber thara mattene…

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Appa (vi) SMS jokes

Father: Yenda ippadi ponnunga pinnadi suththara…. 4 peru paartha enna solluvanga!
Son: Hmmm… Appanukku thappaama pillai poranthirukkumbanga…

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Father: Mappilai enna panrar
Brokker: Avar ninna Train odum… Train ninna avar oduvaar…
Father: avvalavu busyaa
Broker: Aamam… Avar statinla sundal vikkiraar…

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Friends nakkal SMS jokes

Today I try to contact your mobile but your network replies: “NEENGAL THODARBU KOLLUM VAADIKKAIYALAR SEMA MAPPIL IRUKKIRAAR, POTHAI THELINTHAVUDAN THODARBU KOLLAVUM”

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Ammavin anbu, Kulanthaiyin sirippu, Ulaippin viyarvai, Kadaliyin muththam ivai ellavarraiyum vida inimaiyaanathu nee sonna antha 3 varthai “QUARTER VAANGI THAREN”

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WARNING: Due to heavy rain, take umbrella to cover your head. Because “UN MANDAIYIL IRUKKUM KALIMAN KARANJIDUMDA EN DUBUKKU…” Prevention better.

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Flash news: Today actress ASIN was arrested by ciber crime police..! Why? Daily disturbing me by sending love proposel through SMS… Ennoda porumaikkum oru ellai undu…

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When I was born, it was raining heavily… do you know why… because the sky was crying for losing a cute, sweet, loving star to earth.

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Friend 1: Machchan ennoda kalyaanaththukku kandeeppa vanthudu…
Friend 2: Unakku oru kashtamna varama iruppanaa? Inbathula mattum pangu kolravan nanbanilla… thunbaththulayum pangu kolravanthaan unmaiyaana nanban.

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No need to worry about rain. Our captain (Vijayakanth) had gone in to deep sea in a special boat to change the direction of rain to Pakistan.

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I read the Newspaper that sending messagesproduses a radiation that causes cancer so I have decided to stop… Reading Newspaper

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I Love You
Sender: Saniya mirsa
I Miss You
Sender: Aishwarya rai
I Marry You
Sender: Nila
I Want You
Sender: Jothika
I Need You
Sender: Asin

See how d silly girls SMS me… aiyo… aiyo… Ahzaga poranthaale ithuthaan thollai
(Naan illa en Friend Saminathan anuppiya SMS ithu)

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Hai…….
I want to meet you
I want to see you
I want to be with you
I want to enjoy with you

But this bloody gate keeper is asking for the ticket to enter in the ZOO…

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You lovely
You perfect
You beautiful
You amazing
You sweet
You cute
You genius
You fantastic
You fabulous…

Yappa… ithukku mela ennal poy solla mudiyathu…

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Dey Mame...

Pickuppukku YAMAHA
Milagekku CT 100
Stylukku SPLENDER
Bandavukku PULSAR
Kalakkalukku KARISHMA
Vandikku NAAN
Osi ketka NEE thanda en dubukku…

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Sardarji jokes++

Oye sardarji, why are you taking your pregnant wife to PIZZA HUT. Instead of taking to hosapital?
Sardarji: Because in PIZZA HUT ‘DELIVERY FREE’.

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Sardarji1: Neththu unga phone number theriyaama rumba kastap pattutten.
Sardarji2: Ada ennanga neenga… Enakku oru phone panni kettiruntha solliyiruppene…

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Ganguly SMS Jokes

Ganguly beat the fan in the Cricket ground. Why? Because that fan singing a Anniyan song.

What song?

'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCKKA...

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Flash news: After seeing his, performance, Ganguly is once more selected as captain for the one day series against England for 'Indian women’s cricket team.'

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Kurudan kaila Torch, Sevidan kaila radio, Oomai kaila mic, sathikal kaila katchi, Ganguly kaila bat, Unga kaila Cell phone/Computer… Enna ulagamda ithu…

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Ganguly’s favorite Rajini dialogues

BADSHA : Naan 1 run eduththaa… 100 run eduththa mathiri…
PADAYAPPA : Yen wicket free wicket
ARUNACHALAM : anDAVAN SOLRAN… Ganguly bold agaran
BABA : Neeya win pannina Smadaanam… Naana thotha annathanam
CHANDRAMUKI : Any problem just one ball I am disappear