Friends nakkal SMS jokes

Today I try to contact your mobile but your network replies: “NEENGAL THODARBU KOLLUM VAADIKKAIYALAR SEMA MAPPIL IRUKKIRAAR, POTHAI THELINTHAVUDAN THODARBU KOLLAVUM”

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Ammavin anbu, Kulanthaiyin sirippu, Ulaippin viyarvai, Kadaliyin muththam ivai ellavarraiyum vida inimaiyaanathu nee sonna antha 3 varthai “QUARTER VAANGI THAREN”

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WARNING: Due to heavy rain, take umbrella to cover your head. Because “UN MANDAIYIL IRUKKUM KALIMAN KARANJIDUMDA EN DUBUKKU…” Prevention better.

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Flash news: Today actress ASIN was arrested by ciber crime police..! Why? Daily disturbing me by sending love proposel through SMS… Ennoda porumaikkum oru ellai undu…

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When I was born, it was raining heavily… do you know why… because the sky was crying for losing a cute, sweet, loving star to earth.

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Friend 1: Machchan ennoda kalyaanaththukku kandeeppa vanthudu…
Friend 2: Unakku oru kashtamna varama iruppanaa? Inbathula mattum pangu kolravan nanbanilla… thunbaththulayum pangu kolravanthaan unmaiyaana nanban.

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No need to worry about rain. Our captain (Vijayakanth) had gone in to deep sea in a special boat to change the direction of rain to Pakistan.

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I read the Newspaper that sending messagesproduses a radiation that causes cancer so I have decided to stop… Reading Newspaper

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I Love You
Sender: Saniya mirsa
I Miss You
Sender: Aishwarya rai
I Marry You
Sender: Nila
I Want You
Sender: Jothika
I Need You
Sender: Asin

See how d silly girls SMS me… aiyo… aiyo… Ahzaga poranthaale ithuthaan thollai
(Naan illa en Friend Saminathan anuppiya SMS ithu)

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Hai…….
I want to meet you
I want to see you
I want to be with you
I want to enjoy with you

But this bloody gate keeper is asking for the ticket to enter in the ZOO…

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You lovely
You perfect
You beautiful
You amazing
You sweet
You cute
You genius
You fantastic
You fabulous…

Yappa… ithukku mela ennal poy solla mudiyathu…

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Dey Mame...

Pickuppukku YAMAHA
Milagekku CT 100
Stylukku SPLENDER
Bandavukku PULSAR
Kalakkalukku KARISHMA
Vandikku NAAN
Osi ketka NEE thanda en dubukku…

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