Thursday, December 15, 2005

Mixed SMS jokes

A lecturer taking a class, a boy was commenting “Yaru peththa pullaiyo ippadi anaathaiya polambikittu irukku”

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A man asks a women in a market “ I have last my wife… can you talk with me for a minute?” She says “why?” Man: whenever I talk to a women my wife find me..!

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A man went to Hell. There he asked yamaraj “can I make a call to my wife?” After making a callhe asked “ how much i have to pay”. yamaraj replies “Nothing, HELL to HELL free”

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Binladen’s son was studying in a American school. Teacher asked him “I have 4 apple… How can I share among 5?” His answer: Kill one! Share 4…

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Mental 1: Naan intha ulagaththaiye alikka poren
Mental 2: Naan unakku rauber thara mattene…

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