Monday, July 24, 2006

In one scooter three sardars were going, so traffic police showed his hand… sardar said “ sorry we are already three members…”
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In a circus, a lion shake hands a lady… ringmaster asks the audience: can any one do this..?Sardar:"I can do this, but first send the lion away…"
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Sardarji was getting down at every station and buying ticket to next station. Some one asked why he was doing so, sardar said “ the doctor told me avoid long journey…"
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Beggar: I am author of a book called “150 methods to become rich”
Sardar: Then why are you begging?Beggar: This is one of the best method “ AYYA SAMI… PICHCHI PODUNGA..”
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You are equal 60 James bonds…
how?
60 x 007 = 420
…he…he… he… he…
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