Tuesday, May 02, 2006

today sardar jokes

Sardar bar at in New York.
Man on his right says “ Johny walker single”
Man on his left says “ Peter scotch single”
Sardar says “ my self baljitsingh – married”

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Sardar reading a book at a library. After reading he said, " so boring, so many characters but no story", then librarian says, sardarji this is a telephone directory.

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Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by enemies”
Sardar major: “ Excelent! We are shoot in any direction…”

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Kanmani anbodu friend nan anuppum message, illa SMS, vena messagene pottukka… Ponmani un cellil signal kidaikkuthaa.?? En cellil ingu kidaikkuthu… unnai ennip paarkkaiyil SMS kottuthu, athai unakku anuppa ninaikkaiyil balance muttuthu… “ Manithar unarnthu kola idhu mokka message alla… athaium thaandi mattamaanathu… mattamaanathu…”.
“ athu Ennamo puriyala, enna maayamo theriyala en cllula mattum balance nirkave mattanguthu… BSNL maami… BSNL maami…”

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