JOKE OF THE MILLENNIUM.
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.
He write a love letter to the nurse “I love you SISTER”
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth. Why?
Because his doctor advised him “Today dinner shud be light”
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Manakkum varai – ‘MALAR’
Mayakkum varai – ‘MANGAI’
Irukkum varai – ‘UDAL’
Irakkum varai nam – ‘NAM NATPU’
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Sardarji opens his tiffen box in the middle of the road.
Why? Just to confirm he is going to office or coming from office…
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Sardar (In interview)
I want 1 lack salary, a flat and a car
Boss: I will give you 5 lacks, 2 flat and 3 cars
Sardar: are you joking sir?
Boss: who started the joke ? rascal…
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Ramu: 50 rupees iruntha kadana kodunga…
Somu: enkitta 'suththama' panam illai
Ramu: 'azhukkaa irunthaalum' paravayillai thaanga…
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Wife: Today is our wedding day… take me to a different place,
which I have never seen before..?
Husband: ok, I will take you to the KITCHEN…!!!
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எனது வலைக்குடிலுக்கு வந்த உங்களுக்கு எனது முதல் வணக்கம். இங்கே எனது படைப்புகள், சிந்தனைகள், நான் ரசித்தவைகள், எனது அனுபவங்கள், நான் சந்தித்த, சந்தித்துக் கொண்டிருக்கிற சமூக முரண்பாடுகள் அனைத்தையும் படிக்கக் கொடுத்திருக்கிறேன். வாசித்துவிட்டு உங்களது கருத்துக்களை முடிந்தால் பதிவு செய்யவும்... நன்றி...
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Saturday, October 22, 2005
SMS jokes+
Nursre: Innaikku nee discharge aga pora, so udamba nallaa paaththuko..
Sardar: Ok… Seekkiram kattunga..?
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Sardar: You cheated me…
Shop keeper: How?
Sardar: You said this is American made radio, but when I switched on, it says All India radio…?
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Man life before marriage SPIDERMAN,
Finding a girl SUPERMAN,
After engagement GENTILMAN,
After marriage WATCHMAN,
Ten years after marriage DOBERMAN..?!
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Sivakasi Jayalakshmi asked Veerappan’s wife that “How your husband died?”
She replied that “all your husband joined and killed my husband”
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Interviewer: What is common between KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI, BUDDHA and JESUS?
Sardar: all were born on ‘GOVEMENT HOLIDAYS’
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Sardar: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake?
Lady: Then why didn’t you tell me, when I was removing my clothes…
Sardar: because removing cloths is not restricted…
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Wife: En ippadi thalladi vareenga?
Husband: Paarvai sari illannudoctor kitta ponean... oru 'GLASS' podunga sariyaayidumnaar athan...
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Always keep your Lover/spouse photo in your purse. whenever you are in some big trouble, see the photo, you will feel that "No other problem is bigger than this..."
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Palani malai MURUGA... enakku nall figure set aanaa... intha message padikkira nanbanukku mottai pottu, vel kuththi, avar cella un undiyalla kaanikkaiyaa poduren MURUGA...
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Sardar: Ok… Seekkiram kattunga..?
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Sardar: You cheated me…
Shop keeper: How?
Sardar: You said this is American made radio, but when I switched on, it says All India radio…?
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Man life before marriage SPIDERMAN,
Finding a girl SUPERMAN,
After engagement GENTILMAN,
After marriage WATCHMAN,
Ten years after marriage DOBERMAN..?!
***********************************
Sivakasi Jayalakshmi asked Veerappan’s wife that “How your husband died?”
She replied that “all your husband joined and killed my husband”
***********************************
Interviewer: What is common between KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI, BUDDHA and JESUS?
Sardar: all were born on ‘GOVEMENT HOLIDAYS’
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Sardar: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake?
Lady: Then why didn’t you tell me, when I was removing my clothes…
Sardar: because removing cloths is not restricted…
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Wife: En ippadi thalladi vareenga?
Husband: Paarvai sari illannudoctor kitta ponean... oru 'GLASS' podunga sariyaayidumnaar athan...
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Always keep your Lover/spouse photo in your purse. whenever you are in some big trouble, see the photo, you will feel that "No other problem is bigger than this..."
****************************************************************
Palani malai MURUGA... enakku nall figure set aanaa... intha message padikkira nanbanukku mottai pottu, vel kuththi, avar cella un undiyalla kaanikkaiyaa poduren MURUGA...
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
SMS jokes
Mummy: Eppavum bookkum kaiyuma irukkira
en paiyana Eppadi neenga fail pannalam..?
Teacher: Athukkaga exam hallayum bookoda iruntha eppadi…
Mummy: ???...?
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Interviewer: if u know about saniya mirsa?
Sardar: oh s! she ‘s a heavy alcoholic”
Interviewer: what?
Sardar: she’s is the 1st Indian women to reach ‘4th round’
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Sardar: water the plants
Servant: there is raining
Sardar: take an umberella and water the plants man…
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Ramanum seethaiyum Kaattula ponappa
veettu saviya miss pannittanga,
appa avanga ennasolli iruppanga?
Annalum no‘KEY’ naan…
Avalum no ‘KEY’ naal…
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Father: Enda innikku collegekku pogala..?
Son: Innaikku leave!
Father: Leave collegukka? Illa unakka?
Son: Ethir veettu ponnukku!
Father: ???...?
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On a romantic day sardar’s girl friend asks him,
“Darling, on our engagement will u gives me a ‘RING’?”
Sardar: Ya sure, in your land line or mobile?
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Sardar1: Nan piranthathu madrasila
Aana padichchathu mumbaiyila
Sardar2: Appadeenna school poga rumba neram aagi irukkume
Sardar1: ???...?
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1) If you SMS…
I’ll SMS
If you call
I’ll call
If you cry
I’ll cry
If you laugh
I’ll laugh
If you die?
“Machi, quarter adichchu summa sema dancethaan...!”
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2) Vetti sambalam vangaravar yaaru theriuma?
Theriyatha?
Theriyathunna therinjikko enna..!
“nee illa chellam”
“BARBUR”
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3) You are a DOG…
Getting angry
Wait…
D= Darling
O= Of
G= Girls/Gents
Now you are smiling…
Am I right
You naughty DOG…
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4) Do you know friends are the worst tenants this world…
They occupy our heart..!
They pay no rent…
Don’t vacate easily..!
When they leave...?
They leave the place will be broken
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5) When software person produce films,
how he will name them..?
“7G software colony”
“real player ketkume”
“enakku 20GB unakku 40GB”
“virus kanden”
“CD’yin selvan”
“software mugi”
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6)The great tourist
place moonaaru
parkkareengala…
“666”
How is it…
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7) Batsha punch…
“Hey hey… andavan kettavangalukku 100 pant koduppan…
aana avuththu vittuduvan…
nallavangalukku oru pant koduppan… koodave oru undrayarum, beltum koduppan”
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A man married a girl and applied divorce after his first night for following reason.
Wife’s panties and saw the label “OK TESTED”.
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In next 5 minutes,
Nayanthara will call u..!
Asin will call u..!
Trisha will call u..!
Jothika will call u..!
an d ask my phone number..!?
Please DON’T GIVE…
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Man: Where are you born..?
Sardar: Punjab.
Man: Which part..?
Sardar: Oye! Part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body born in Punjab.
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Sardar : In my dreams, rats play football every night..!?
Doctor: Take this medicine from today…
Sardar : Can I start fro tomorrow… because tonight is final…
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Customer: What is the guaranty this glass
Shop owner: in the 1000 feet hight to u through…
the glass in 999 feet it will be not broken
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Two sardarjis travel in a double ducker bus…
One up one down
The above sardar came down…
The below sardar asked why u return?
he replied “ there is no driver above”
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Flashed news: Terrorist kidnapped Indian cricket team& demand 100 cores
If money not paid.. they will fire all the players by petrol…
I already donated 5 litters…
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Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree to another...?
?..?...?....?......?
oh.. sorry its u’r personal matter…
I will not interfere..!
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Boy: I am complan boy
Girl: I am complan girl
Their father: Ellam kodumai… na petha pillanga kandavan perai solluthunga
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Wife: Aththaan enkitta ungalukku pidichchathu
en alagaana mugama? En anbaana Manama?
En panivaana gunama?
Husband: Unnoda intha comedythaan!
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Husband: Yen wife romba TV paarkkura doctor
Doctor: Yentha alavukku?
Husband: Current cut aanalum TVi torch adichchci parkkira doctor?
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A lion gives wedding party to his friends.
He saw a mouse dancing there.
He asked” How or you? How you came here?”
Mouse said, before my marriage i was also a lion.
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Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM center.
“Ha…Ha…Ha…I have seen your password.
Sardar2: What is it?
Sardar1: Its 4 stars(****)
Sardar2: Ha…Ha…Ha…your wrong. Its 3384.
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When sardar driving his car, saw the board “SCHOOL ZONE GO SLOW”
then he drives the car very slowly at the time of night 11.30…
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Postman: Sir I have traveled 5km to deliver you this letter…
Sardar: How stupid you are. Can’t you post it?
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Oru anubavasthanin SMS thaththuvam
“Girl friends are like a Net virus:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Edit your mind, download problems and
delete your happiness so beware of girls…”
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Sardar filling up an application from for a job,
when he came to ‘salary expected’,
after much thought and he wrote “Yes”
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en paiyana Eppadi neenga fail pannalam..?
Teacher: Athukkaga exam hallayum bookoda iruntha eppadi…
Mummy: ???...?
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Interviewer: if u know about saniya mirsa?
Sardar: oh s! she ‘s a heavy alcoholic”
Interviewer: what?
Sardar: she’s is the 1st Indian women to reach ‘4th round’
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Sardar: water the plants
Servant: there is raining
Sardar: take an umberella and water the plants man…
***********************************
Ramanum seethaiyum Kaattula ponappa
veettu saviya miss pannittanga,
appa avanga ennasolli iruppanga?
Annalum no‘KEY’ naan…
Avalum no ‘KEY’ naal…
***********************************
Father: Enda innikku collegekku pogala..?
Son: Innaikku leave!
Father: Leave collegukka? Illa unakka?
Son: Ethir veettu ponnukku!
Father: ???...?
***********************************
On a romantic day sardar’s girl friend asks him,
“Darling, on our engagement will u gives me a ‘RING’?”
Sardar: Ya sure, in your land line or mobile?
***********************************
Sardar1: Nan piranthathu madrasila
Aana padichchathu mumbaiyila
Sardar2: Appadeenna school poga rumba neram aagi irukkume
Sardar1: ???...?
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1) If you SMS…
I’ll SMS
If you call
I’ll call
If you cry
I’ll cry
If you laugh
I’ll laugh
If you die?
“Machi, quarter adichchu summa sema dancethaan...!”
***********************************************
2) Vetti sambalam vangaravar yaaru theriuma?
Theriyatha?
Theriyathunna therinjikko enna..!
“nee illa chellam”
“BARBUR”
***********************************************
3) You are a DOG…
Getting angry
Wait…
D= Darling
O= Of
G= Girls/Gents
Now you are smiling…
Am I right
You naughty DOG…
***********************************************
4) Do you know friends are the worst tenants this world…
They occupy our heart..!
They pay no rent…
Don’t vacate easily..!
When they leave...?
They leave the place will be broken
***********************************************
5) When software person produce films,
how he will name them..?
“7G software colony”
“real player ketkume”
“enakku 20GB unakku 40GB”
“virus kanden”
“CD’yin selvan”
“software mugi”
***********************************************
6)The great tourist
place moonaaru
parkkareengala…
“666”
How is it…
***********************************************
7) Batsha punch…
“Hey hey… andavan kettavangalukku 100 pant koduppan…
aana avuththu vittuduvan…
nallavangalukku oru pant koduppan… koodave oru undrayarum, beltum koduppan”
***********************************************
A man married a girl and applied divorce after his first night for following reason.
Wife’s panties and saw the label “OK TESTED”.
***********************************************
In next 5 minutes,
Nayanthara will call u..!
Asin will call u..!
Trisha will call u..!
Jothika will call u..!
an d ask my phone number..!?
Please DON’T GIVE…
***********************************************
Man: Where are you born..?
Sardar: Punjab.
Man: Which part..?
Sardar: Oye! Part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body born in Punjab.
***********************************************
Sardar : In my dreams, rats play football every night..!?
Doctor: Take this medicine from today…
Sardar : Can I start fro tomorrow… because tonight is final…
***********************************************
Customer: What is the guaranty this glass
Shop owner: in the 1000 feet hight to u through…
the glass in 999 feet it will be not broken
***********************************************
Two sardarjis travel in a double ducker bus…
One up one down
The above sardar came down…
The below sardar asked why u return?
he replied “ there is no driver above”
***********************************************
Flashed news: Terrorist kidnapped Indian cricket team& demand 100 cores
If money not paid.. they will fire all the players by petrol…
I already donated 5 litters…
***********************************************
Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree to another...?
?..?...?....?......?
oh.. sorry its u’r personal matter…
I will not interfere..!
***********************************************
Boy: I am complan boy
Girl: I am complan girl
Their father: Ellam kodumai… na petha pillanga kandavan perai solluthunga
***********************************************
Wife: Aththaan enkitta ungalukku pidichchathu
en alagaana mugama? En anbaana Manama?
En panivaana gunama?
Husband: Unnoda intha comedythaan!
***********************************************
Husband: Yen wife romba TV paarkkura doctor
Doctor: Yentha alavukku?
Husband: Current cut aanalum TVi torch adichchci parkkira doctor?
***********************************************
A lion gives wedding party to his friends.
He saw a mouse dancing there.
He asked” How or you? How you came here?”
Mouse said, before my marriage i was also a lion.
***********************************************
Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM center.
“Ha…Ha…Ha…I have seen your password.
Sardar2: What is it?
Sardar1: Its 4 stars(****)
Sardar2: Ha…Ha…Ha…your wrong. Its 3384.
***********************************************
When sardar driving his car, saw the board “SCHOOL ZONE GO SLOW”
then he drives the car very slowly at the time of night 11.30…
***********************************************
Postman: Sir I have traveled 5km to deliver you this letter…
Sardar: How stupid you are. Can’t you post it?
***********************************************
Oru anubavasthanin SMS thaththuvam
“Girl friends are like a Net virus:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Edit your mind, download problems and
delete your happiness so beware of girls…”
***********************************************
Sardar filling up an application from for a job,
when he came to ‘salary expected’,
after much thought and he wrote “Yes”
***********************************************
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