Saturday, October 22, 2005

SMS jokes+

Nursre: Innaikku nee discharge aga pora, so udamba nallaa paaththuko..
Sardar: Ok… Seekkiram kattunga..?

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Sardar: You cheated me…
Shop keeper: How?
Sardar: You said this is American made radio, but when I switched on, it says All India radio…?

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Man life before marriage SPIDERMAN,
Finding a girl SUPERMAN,
After engagement GENTILMAN,
After marriage WATCHMAN,
Ten years after marriage DOBERMAN..?!

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Sivakasi Jayalakshmi asked Veerappan’s wife that “How your husband died?”
She replied that “all your husband joined and killed my husband”

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Interviewer: What is common between KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI, BUDDHA and JESUS?
Sardar: all were born on ‘GOVEMENT HOLIDAYS’

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Sardar: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake?
Lady: Then why didn’t you tell me, when I was removing my clothes…
Sardar: because removing cloths is not restricted…

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Wife: En ippadi thalladi vareenga?
Husband: Paarvai sari illannudoctor kitta ponean... oru 'GLASS' podunga sariyaayidumnaar athan...


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Always keep your Lover/spouse photo in your purse. whenever you are in some big trouble, see the photo, you will feel that "No other problem is bigger than this..."

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Palani malai MURUGA... enakku nall figure set aanaa... intha message padikkira nanbanukku mottai pottu, vel kuththi, avar cella un undiyalla kaanikkaiyaa poduren MURUGA...

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