SMS jokes

Mummy: Eppavum bookkum kaiyuma irukkira
en paiyana Eppadi neenga fail pannalam..?
Teacher: Athukkaga exam hallayum bookoda iruntha eppadi…
Mummy: ???...?

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Interviewer: if u know about saniya mirsa?
Sardar: oh s! she ‘s a heavy alcoholic”
Interviewer: what?
Sardar: she’s is the 1st Indian women to reach ‘4th round’

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Sardar: water the plants
Servant: there is raining
Sardar: take an umberella and water the plants man…

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Ramanum seethaiyum Kaattula ponappa
veettu saviya miss pannittanga,
appa avanga ennasolli iruppanga?
Annalum no‘KEY’ naan…
Avalum no ‘KEY’ naal…

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Father: Enda innikku collegekku pogala..?
Son: Innaikku leave!
Father: Leave collegukka? Illa unakka?
Son: Ethir veettu ponnukku!
Father: ???...?

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On a romantic day sardar’s girl friend asks him,
“Darling, on our engagement will u gives me a ‘RING’?”
Sardar: Ya sure, in your land line or mobile?

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Sardar1: Nan piranthathu madrasila
Aana padichchathu mumbaiyila
Sardar2: Appadeenna school poga rumba neram aagi irukkume
Sardar1: ???...?

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1) If you SMS…
I’ll SMS
If you call
I’ll call
If you cry
I’ll cry
If you laugh
I’ll laugh
If you die?

“Machi, quarter adichchu summa sema dancethaan...!”

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2) Vetti sambalam vangaravar yaaru theriuma?
Theriyatha?

Theriyathunna therinjikko enna..!

“nee illa chellam”

“BARBUR”

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3) You are a DOG…
Getting angry
Wait…
D= Darling
O= Of
G= Girls/Gents
Now you are smiling…
Am I right
You naughty DOG…

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4) Do you know friends are the worst tenants this world…
They occupy our heart..!
They pay no rent…
Don’t vacate easily..!
When they leave...?
They leave the place will be broken

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5) When software person produce films,
how he will name them..?
“7G software colony”
“real player ketkume”
“enakku 20GB unakku 40GB”
“virus kanden”
“CD’yin selvan”
“software mugi”

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6)The great tourist
place moonaaru
parkkareengala…




“666”

How is it…

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7) Batsha punch…

“Hey hey… andavan kettavangalukku 100 pant koduppan…
aana avuththu vittuduvan…

nallavangalukku oru pant koduppan… koodave oru undrayarum, beltum koduppan”

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A man married a girl and applied divorce after his first night for following reason.
Wife’s panties and saw the label “OK TESTED”.

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In next 5 minutes,
Nayanthara will call u..!
Asin will call u..!
Trisha will call u..!
Jothika will call u..!
an d ask my phone number..!?
Please DON’T GIVE…

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Man: Where are you born..?
Sardar: Punjab.
Man: Which part..?
Sardar: Oye! Part part kya kar raha hai,
whole body born in Punjab.

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Sardar : In my dreams, rats play football every night..!?
Doctor: Take this medicine from today…
Sardar : Can I start fro tomorrow… because tonight is final…

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Customer: What is the guaranty this glass
Shop owner: in the 1000 feet hight to u through…
the glass in 999 feet it will be not broken

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Two sardarjis travel in a double ducker bus…
One up one down
The above sardar came down…
The below sardar asked why u return?
he replied “ there is no driver above”

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Flashed news: Terrorist kidnapped Indian cricket team& demand 100 cores
If money not paid.. they will fire all the players by petrol…
I already donated 5 litters…

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Why does a monkey jump from 1 tree to another...?
?..?...?....?......?
oh.. sorry its u’r personal matter…
I will not interfere..!

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Boy: I am complan boy
Girl: I am complan girl
Their father: Ellam kodumai… na petha pillanga kandavan perai solluthunga

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Wife: Aththaan enkitta ungalukku pidichchathu
en alagaana mugama? En anbaana Manama?
En panivaana gunama?

Husband: Unnoda intha comedythaan!

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Husband: Yen wife romba TV paarkkura doctor
Doctor: Yentha alavukku?
Husband: Current cut aanalum TVi torch adichchci parkkira doctor?

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A lion gives wedding party to his friends.
He saw a mouse dancing there.
He asked” How or you? How you came here?”
Mouse said, before my marriage i was also a lion.

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Sardar1: Laughing behind sardar2 at ATM center.
“Ha…Ha…Ha…I have seen your password.
Sardar2: What is it?
Sardar1: Its 4 stars(****)
Sardar2: Ha…Ha…Ha…your wrong. Its 3384.

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When sardar driving his car, saw the board “SCHOOL ZONE GO SLOW”
then he drives the car very slowly at the time of night 11.30…

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Postman: Sir I have traveled 5km to deliver you this letter…
Sardar: How stupid you are. Can’t you post it?

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Oru anubavasthanin SMS thaththuvam
“Girl friends are like a Net virus:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Edit your mind, download problems and
delete your happiness so beware of girls…”

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Sardar filling up an application from for a job,
when he came to ‘salary expected’,
after much thought and he wrote “Yes”

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