Friday, April 07, 2006

Political and masala jokes

Wife: Enna namma wedding cardaiye moraichi moraichi pakkareenga?
Husband: Expiry date ethavathu irukkanu paarkuren.
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Professor: If any boys goes to girls hostel fine Rs.100 for first time, Rs.200 for second time, 500 for third time…
Student: Sir, how much for monthly pass..?
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Vijayakanth speaks in meeting…
“Tamilnattil 325 theaterla en padam SUDHESI oduthu. Antha padaththaip paarthu sethavanga 5,682 per, Koma-la 25,563 per,maykkam pottavanga 45,620 per… so naan inime padathula nadikkaratha nipaattanumna enakku ottu podunga
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Gang of sardars broke a bank but instead of cash they found bottels full chilled red wine. They happily drunk it and left.
Next day headlines in paper “BLOOD BANK LOOTED”
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Vaiko amma: Naan sonnadha ketkama yen AMMA kooda join pannine..?
Vaiko: Summa irumma neeyavathu ennai 10 masamthan ulla vachchiruntha… AMMA ennai 19 masam ulla vachchirunthaanga…
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What is different between Shankar’s film INDIAN in 1996 and SIVAJI in 2006?
Appo herova thathaava kaatta riske eduthar… ippo thathava herova katta risk edukkiraar…
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