Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Sunday, August 13, 2006
August month SMS jokes
Pagalla nimmadi illa… iravula thookkam illa, purandu purandu thoonguren.. kadavule ithuthaan kathala..?
KADAVUL: illappa ithu “ CHIKKUN KUNIYA”
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White-um kalarthan… block-um colorthan… aana blockand white TV yai yaarum color TV nnu solrathillai.. enna ulagamda ithu…
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Grand son: thaththa… thaththa… seekkiram poy olinjukkanga.. enga vaththiyar varraar…
Grand father: naan enda poy olinjukkanum..?
Grand son: neththuthaan neenga seththu poyittatha solli leave potten… athaan..1?
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Doctor: your husband needs some rest… here are some sleeping tablets…
Patient Wife: when must I give them to him..?
Doctor: these tablets are for you…
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Terrorist: who are you man…
Vijayakanth: Simma… narasimma…
Terrorist: pre paid simma… post paid simmaa..?
Vijayakanth:..????
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KADAVUL: illappa ithu “ CHIKKUN KUNIYA”
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White-um kalarthan… block-um colorthan… aana blockand white TV yai yaarum color TV nnu solrathillai.. enna ulagamda ithu…
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Grand son: thaththa… thaththa… seekkiram poy olinjukkanga.. enga vaththiyar varraar…
Grand father: naan enda poy olinjukkanum..?
Grand son: neththuthaan neenga seththu poyittatha solli leave potten… athaan..1?
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Doctor: your husband needs some rest… here are some sleeping tablets…
Patient Wife: when must I give them to him..?
Doctor: these tablets are for you…
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Terrorist: who are you man…
Vijayakanth: Simma… narasimma…
Terrorist: pre paid simma… post paid simmaa..?
Vijayakanth:..????
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Monday, July 24, 2006
In one scooter three sardars were going, so traffic police showed his hand… sardar said “ sorry we are already three members…”
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In a circus, a lion shake hands a lady… ringmaster asks the audience: can any one do this..?Sardar:"I can do this, but first send the lion away…"
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Sardarji was getting down at every station and buying ticket to next station. Some one asked why he was doing so, sardar said “ the doctor told me avoid long journey…"
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Beggar: I am author of a book called “150 methods to become rich”
Sardar: Then why are you begging?Beggar: This is one of the best method “ AYYA SAMI… PICHCHI PODUNGA..”
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You are equal 60 James bonds…
how?
60 x 007 = 420
…he…he… he… he…
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In a circus, a lion shake hands a lady… ringmaster asks the audience: can any one do this..?Sardar:"I can do this, but first send the lion away…"
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Sardarji was getting down at every station and buying ticket to next station. Some one asked why he was doing so, sardar said “ the doctor told me avoid long journey…"
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Beggar: I am author of a book called “150 methods to become rich”
Sardar: Then why are you begging?Beggar: This is one of the best method “ AYYA SAMI… PICHCHI PODUNGA..”
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You are equal 60 James bonds…
how?
60 x 007 = 420
…he…he… he… he…
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Tuesday, May 02, 2006
today sardar jokes
Sardar bar at in New York.
Man on his right says “ Johny walker single”
Man on his left says “ Peter scotch single”
Sardar says “ my self baljitsingh – married”
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Sardar reading a book at a library. After reading he said, " so boring, so many characters but no story", then librarian says, sardarji this is a telephone directory.
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Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by enemies”
Sardar major: “ Excelent! We are shoot in any direction…”
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Kanmani anbodu friend nan anuppum message, illa SMS, vena messagene pottukka… Ponmani un cellil signal kidaikkuthaa.?? En cellil ingu kidaikkuthu… unnai ennip paarkkaiyil SMS kottuthu, athai unakku anuppa ninaikkaiyil balance muttuthu… “ Manithar unarnthu kola idhu mokka message alla… athaium thaandi mattamaanathu… mattamaanathu…”.
“ athu Ennamo puriyala, enna maayamo theriyala en cllula mattum balance nirkave mattanguthu… BSNL maami… BSNL maami…”
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Man on his right says “ Johny walker single”
Man on his left says “ Peter scotch single”
Sardar says “ my self baljitsingh – married”
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Sardar reading a book at a library. After reading he said, " so boring, so many characters but no story", then librarian says, sardarji this is a telephone directory.
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Soldier: “Sir, we are surrounded by enemies”
Sardar major: “ Excelent! We are shoot in any direction…”
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Kanmani anbodu friend nan anuppum message, illa SMS, vena messagene pottukka… Ponmani un cellil signal kidaikkuthaa.?? En cellil ingu kidaikkuthu… unnai ennip paarkkaiyil SMS kottuthu, athai unakku anuppa ninaikkaiyil balance muttuthu… “ Manithar unarnthu kola idhu mokka message alla… athaium thaandi mattamaanathu… mattamaanathu…”.
“ athu Ennamo puriyala, enna maayamo theriyala en cllula mattum balance nirkave mattanguthu… BSNL maami… BSNL maami…”
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Saturday, April 15, 2006
Mini jokes
Girl: What is the difference between confidence and confidential?
Boy: you are my lover, I am confident. Your friend is also my lover, it’s confidential..!
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Doctor: you should drink 10 glass water every day.
Sardarji: it’s impossible…
Doctor: Why???
Sardarji: I have only 4 glasses in my home…
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Inraiya thathuvam no 2007
Naai biscuitta naaikku potta athu unna vittuttu biscuitta saappidum…
Aana Tiger biscuitta tigerkku potta athu biscuitta vittuttu unna sappidum
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Tamilnattla motham 456 colleges, 8729 school, athula convent 2975, corporation school 6210. ithula motham 59,829 boys … ithana per irunthum antha SANIYA MIRZA ennaithaan kattippennu adam pudikkara… what can I do..?
(This joke my firend Mr. Saminthan send me..)
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Please vote for vijyakanth. Else thirumba filmla act kuduththe nam,bala kodumai paduthuvar… so vote for him…send to this msg to all your friends, save Tamilnadu.
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On May 4th, 2006 at 2 minutes and 3 seconds after 1 am..? the time and date will be shown 01:02:03:04/05/06
This will never happen on earth again
Thiis msg send my friend Mr. V. Vinod
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Boy: you are my lover, I am confident. Your friend is also my lover, it’s confidential..!
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Doctor: you should drink 10 glass water every day.
Sardarji: it’s impossible…
Doctor: Why???
Sardarji: I have only 4 glasses in my home…
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Inraiya thathuvam no 2007
Naai biscuitta naaikku potta athu unna vittuttu biscuitta saappidum…
Aana Tiger biscuitta tigerkku potta athu biscuitta vittuttu unna sappidum
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Tamilnattla motham 456 colleges, 8729 school, athula convent 2975, corporation school 6210. ithula motham 59,829 boys … ithana per irunthum antha SANIYA MIRZA ennaithaan kattippennu adam pudikkara… what can I do..?
(This joke my firend Mr. Saminthan send me..)
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Please vote for vijyakanth. Else thirumba filmla act kuduththe nam,bala kodumai paduthuvar… so vote for him…send to this msg to all your friends, save Tamilnadu.
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On May 4th, 2006 at 2 minutes and 3 seconds after 1 am..? the time and date will be shown 01:02:03:04/05/06
This will never happen on earth again
Thiis msg send my friend Mr. V. Vinod
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Friday, April 07, 2006
Political and masala jokes
Wife: Enna namma wedding cardaiye moraichi moraichi pakkareenga?
Husband: Expiry date ethavathu irukkanu paarkuren.
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Professor: If any boys goes to girls hostel fine Rs.100 for first time, Rs.200 for second time, 500 for third time…
Student: Sir, how much for monthly pass..?
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Vijayakanth speaks in meeting…
“Tamilnattil 325 theaterla en padam SUDHESI oduthu. Antha padaththaip paarthu sethavanga 5,682 per, Koma-la 25,563 per,maykkam pottavanga 45,620 per… so naan inime padathula nadikkaratha nipaattanumna enakku ottu podunga”
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Gang of sardars broke a bank but instead of cash they found bottels full chilled red wine. They happily drunk it and left.
Next day headlines in paper “BLOOD BANK LOOTED”
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Vaiko amma: Naan sonnadha ketkama yen AMMA kooda join pannine..?
Vaiko: Summa irumma neeyavathu ennai 10 masamthan ulla vachchiruntha… AMMA ennai 19 masam ulla vachchirunthaanga…
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What is different between Shankar’s film INDIAN in 1996 and SIVAJI in 2006?
Appo herova thathaava kaatta riske eduthar… ippo thathava herova katta risk edukkiraar…
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Husband: Expiry date ethavathu irukkanu paarkuren.
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Professor: If any boys goes to girls hostel fine Rs.100 for first time, Rs.200 for second time, 500 for third time…
Student: Sir, how much for monthly pass..?
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Vijayakanth speaks in meeting…
“Tamilnattil 325 theaterla en padam SUDHESI oduthu. Antha padaththaip paarthu sethavanga 5,682 per, Koma-la 25,563 per,maykkam pottavanga 45,620 per… so naan inime padathula nadikkaratha nipaattanumna enakku ottu podunga”
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Gang of sardars broke a bank but instead of cash they found bottels full chilled red wine. They happily drunk it and left.
Next day headlines in paper “BLOOD BANK LOOTED”
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Vaiko amma: Naan sonnadha ketkama yen AMMA kooda join pannine..?
Vaiko: Summa irumma neeyavathu ennai 10 masamthan ulla vachchiruntha… AMMA ennai 19 masam ulla vachchirunthaanga…
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What is different between Shankar’s film INDIAN in 1996 and SIVAJI in 2006?
Appo herova thathaava kaatta riske eduthar… ippo thathava herova katta risk edukkiraar…
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Sunday, April 02, 2006
Ganguly SMS jokes
Ganguly beat the fan in the Cricket ground. Why? Because that fan singing a 'Anniyan' song. What song?
Run – ‘DUCK’
Run – ‘DUCK’
Run – ‘DUCK’
Run – ‘DUCK’
Run – ‘DUCK’AA
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Flash news: After seeing his, performance, Ganguly is once more selected as captain for the one day series against England for Indian women’s cricket team.
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Kurudan kaila Torch, Sevidan kaila radio, Oomai kaila mic, Jaathikal kaila katchi, Ganguly kaila bat, Unga kaila Cell phone/Computer… Enna ulagamda ithu…
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Ganguly’s favorite Rajini dialogues
BADSHA : Naan 1 run eduththaa… 100 run eduththa mathiri…
PADAYAPPA : Yen wicket free wicket
ARUNACHALAM : anDAVAN SOLRAN… Ganguly bold agaran
BABA : Neeya win pannina Smadaanam… Naana thotha annathanam
CHANDRAMUKI : Any problem just one ball I am disappear
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Run – ‘DUCK’
Run – ‘DUCK’
Run – ‘DUCK’
Run – ‘DUCK’
Run – ‘DUCK’AA
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Flash news: After seeing his, performance, Ganguly is once more selected as captain for the one day series against England for Indian women’s cricket team.
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Kurudan kaila Torch, Sevidan kaila radio, Oomai kaila mic, Jaathikal kaila katchi, Ganguly kaila bat, Unga kaila Cell phone/Computer… Enna ulagamda ithu…
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Ganguly’s favorite Rajini dialogues
BADSHA : Naan 1 run eduththaa… 100 run eduththa mathiri…
PADAYAPPA : Yen wicket free wicket
ARUNACHALAM : anDAVAN SOLRAN… Ganguly bold agaran
BABA : Neeya win pannina Smadaanam… Naana thotha annathanam
CHANDRAMUKI : Any problem just one ball I am disappear
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Great Sardarji jokes
Actress: What should I jump to swimming pool from 100ft height…
no I don’t know swimming...
Sardarji director: Don’t worry there is no water in swimming pool…
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Sardar made a call to airport. Asked “how long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receptionist: one second sir…………
Sardar: So fast…thank u...
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Interviewer: “Just imagine you are in 3rd floor. It caught fire. How will you escape..?
Sardar: It’s very simple, I will stop my imagination..!
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A Sardar watching a TV suddenly he got up and searched the whole house for sum reason, mad a big miss, and finally he scratching his head,
Sardar wife: why did you like this?
Sardar: “ Oye there is a secret camera in our house… else how’ll the TV guy say correctly ‘U WATCHING STAR TV..?!’ ”
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Police: BINLADENA pudichcha 5 crore prize...
Sardar: Appa enakku prize kodunga..?
Police: Why?!?
Sardar: Enakku Binladenai romba pidichchurukku...
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Sardar1: Saagumbothu oruththar vaayila enna podanum..?
Sardar2: Birla cement podu..!
Sardar1: Why?
Sardar2: Yenna... BIrla cementla uyir irukku...!
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Sardarji bought a new Color TV and put it in water.
Why?
Colour poguthaannu check pannaththaan
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What is the difference of dye and die?
Sardarji: Dye mandaiyila podarathu.
Die mandaiya podarathu...
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Doctor: Neenga avara one hour munnaadi kondu vanthirunthaa pilaichchiruppar
Sardar: Kondu vanthirukkalam doctor aanaaccident aagi half hour thaan aguthu..
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Sardar: Docter I can hear the persons voice but cant see him.
Docter: When does it happens?
Sardar: When I am speaking to a person in telephone.
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Police: Stop… stop… your bike headlight’s not working..!
Sardar: Move… move… brake is also not working…
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Sardarji1: Nethu unga phone number theriyama tromba kashtap pattutten
Sardarji2: ada ennanga neenga enakku oru phone panni kettirukka koodathu...
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no I don’t know swimming...
Sardarji director: Don’t worry there is no water in swimming pool…
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Sardar made a call to airport. Asked “how long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receptionist: one second sir…………
Sardar: So fast…thank u...
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Interviewer: “Just imagine you are in 3rd floor. It caught fire. How will you escape..?
Sardar: It’s very simple, I will stop my imagination..!
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A Sardar watching a TV suddenly he got up and searched the whole house for sum reason, mad a big miss, and finally he scratching his head,
Sardar wife: why did you like this?
Sardar: “ Oye there is a secret camera in our house… else how’ll the TV guy say correctly ‘U WATCHING STAR TV..?!’ ”
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Police: BINLADENA pudichcha 5 crore prize...
Sardar: Appa enakku prize kodunga..?
Police: Why?!?
Sardar: Enakku Binladenai romba pidichchurukku...
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Sardar1: Saagumbothu oruththar vaayila enna podanum..?
Sardar2: Birla cement podu..!
Sardar1: Why?
Sardar2: Yenna... BIrla cementla uyir irukku...!
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Sardarji bought a new Color TV and put it in water.
Why?
Colour poguthaannu check pannaththaan
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What is the difference of dye and die?
Sardarji: Dye mandaiyila podarathu.
Die mandaiya podarathu...
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Doctor: Neenga avara one hour munnaadi kondu vanthirunthaa pilaichchiruppar
Sardar: Kondu vanthirukkalam doctor aanaaccident aagi half hour thaan aguthu..
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Sardar: Docter I can hear the persons voice but cant see him.
Docter: When does it happens?
Sardar: When I am speaking to a person in telephone.
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Police: Stop… stop… your bike headlight’s not working..!
Sardar: Move… move… brake is also not working…
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Sardarji1: Nethu unga phone number theriyama tromba kashtap pattutten
Sardarji2: ada ennanga neenga enakku oru phone panni kettirukka koodathu...
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Thursday, December 15, 2005
3D boys portrait
In this portrait original painting was there in - JAIPUR CITY PALASE, WALL Painting... its 200 years old painting... i just draw a Pencil.. just u see its a 9 dimention boys you see... u try it ... and enjoy it...
சுனாமியின் பயோ டேட்டா
பெயர்: சுனாமி
பிறந்த தேதி : 26-டிசம்பர்-2004
பிறந்த இடம் : இந்தோனேசியா
பிடித்த படம் : அலைபாயுதே
பிடித்த பாடல் : அலை அடிக்குது...
பிடித்த இடம் : கடற்கரை
பிடித்த உணவு : மக்கள்
பிடித்த வசனம் : நான் எப்ப வருவேன்... எப்படி வருவேன்னு யாருக்கும் தெரியாது... ஆனா வரவேண்டிய நேரத்துல சரியா வந்துடுவேன்... வரட்டுமா...
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பிறந்த தேதி : 26-டிசம்பர்-2004
பிறந்த இடம் : இந்தோனேசியா
பிடித்த படம் : அலைபாயுதே
பிடித்த பாடல் : அலை அடிக்குது...
பிடித்த இடம் : கடற்கரை
பிடித்த உணவு : மக்கள்
பிடித்த வசனம் : நான் எப்ப வருவேன்... எப்படி வருவேன்னு யாருக்கும் தெரியாது... ஆனா வரவேண்டிய நேரத்துல சரியா வந்துடுவேன்... வரட்டுமா...
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Holly wood SMS Jokes
Jackie Chan asked Sarathkumar to remake the film ‘NATTAMAI’ in china. GUes what will be the name of them film… Guess… Guess… “ Not am I”.
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JET LEE’S South Indian Favorite items
Veg : THAKKA-LEE
Breakfast : ID-LEE
Festival : DIWA-LEE
Actress : SONA-LEE
Film : GHIL-LEE
Animal : BAL-LEE
Friend : (Neethaan) KOMA-LEE
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JET LEE’S South Indian Favorite items
Veg : THAKKA-LEE
Breakfast : ID-LEE
Festival : DIWA-LEE
Actress : SONA-LEE
Film : GHIL-LEE
Animal : BAL-LEE
Friend : (Neethaan) KOMA-LEE
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Goundamani senthil SMS Joke
Senthil: Anne… Anne…
Goundamani: Ennada thakara tappa vaaya..?
Senthil: Milaga podi eppadinne varuthu?
Goundamani: MIlagayilarunthu…
Senthil: Manjal podi ethilarunthunne varuthu..?
Goundamani: Manjalla irunthu
Senthil: Mookku podi ethila irunthunne varuthu..?
Goundamani: Adey… Aappa vaayaaaaaa…
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Goundamani: Ennada thakara tappa vaaya..?
Senthil: Milaga podi eppadinne varuthu?
Goundamani: MIlagayilarunthu…
Senthil: Manjal podi ethilarunthunne varuthu..?
Goundamani: Manjalla irunthu
Senthil: Mookku podi ethila irunthunne varuthu..?
Goundamani: Adey… Aappa vaayaaaaaa…
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Mixed SMS jokes
A lecturer taking a class, a boy was commenting “Yaru peththa pullaiyo ippadi anaathaiya polambikittu irukku”
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A man asks a women in a market “ I have last my wife… can you talk with me for a minute?” She says “why?” Man: whenever I talk to a women my wife find me..!
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A man went to Hell. There he asked yamaraj “can I make a call to my wife?” After making a callhe asked “ how much i have to pay”. yamaraj replies “Nothing, HELL to HELL free”
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Binladen’s son was studying in a American school. Teacher asked him “I have 4 apple… How can I share among 5?” His answer: Kill one! Share 4…
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Mental 1: Naan intha ulagaththaiye alikka poren
Mental 2: Naan unakku rauber thara mattene…
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Appa (vi) SMS jokes
Father: Yenda ippadi ponnunga pinnadi suththara…. 4 peru paartha enna solluvanga!
Son: Hmmm… Appanukku thappaama pillai poranthirukkumbanga…
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Father: Mappilai enna panrar
Brokker: Avar ninna Train odum… Train ninna avar oduvaar…
Father: avvalavu busyaa
Broker: Aamam… Avar statinla sundal vikkiraar…
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Son: Hmmm… Appanukku thappaama pillai poranthirukkumbanga…
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Father: Mappilai enna panrar
Brokker: Avar ninna Train odum… Train ninna avar oduvaar…
Father: avvalavu busyaa
Broker: Aamam… Avar statinla sundal vikkiraar…
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Friends nakkal SMS jokes
Today I try to contact your mobile but your network replies: “NEENGAL THODARBU KOLLUM VAADIKKAIYALAR SEMA MAPPIL IRUKKIRAAR, POTHAI THELINTHAVUDAN THODARBU KOLLAVUM”
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Ammavin anbu, Kulanthaiyin sirippu, Ulaippin viyarvai, Kadaliyin muththam ivai ellavarraiyum vida inimaiyaanathu nee sonna antha 3 varthai “QUARTER VAANGI THAREN”
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Ammavin anbu, Kulanthaiyin sirippu, Ulaippin viyarvai, Kadaliyin muththam ivai ellavarraiyum vida inimaiyaanathu nee sonna antha 3 varthai “QUARTER VAANGI THAREN”
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WARNING: Due to heavy rain, take umbrella to cover your head. Because “UN MANDAIYIL IRUKKUM KALIMAN KARANJIDUMDA EN DUBUKKU…” Prevention better.
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Flash news: Today actress ASIN was arrested by ciber crime police..! Why? Daily disturbing me by sending love proposel through SMS… Ennoda porumaikkum oru ellai undu…
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When I was born, it was raining heavily… do you know why… because the sky was crying for losing a cute, sweet, loving star to earth.
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Friend 1: Machchan ennoda kalyaanaththukku kandeeppa vanthudu…
Friend 2: Unakku oru kashtamna varama iruppanaa? Inbathula mattum pangu kolravan nanbanilla… thunbaththulayum pangu kolravanthaan unmaiyaana nanban.
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No need to worry about rain. Our captain (Vijayakanth) had gone in to deep sea in a special boat to change the direction of rain to Pakistan.
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I read the Newspaper that sending messagesproduses a radiation that causes cancer so I have decided to stop… Reading Newspaper
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I Love You
Sender: Saniya mirsa
I Miss You
Sender: Aishwarya rai
I Marry You
Sender: Nila
I Want You
Sender: Jothika
I Need You
Sender: Asin
See how d silly girls SMS me… aiyo… aiyo… Ahzaga poranthaale ithuthaan thollai
(Naan illa en Friend Saminathan anuppiya SMS ithu)
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Hai…….
I want to meet you
I want to see you
I want to be with you
I want to enjoy with you
But this bloody gate keeper is asking for the ticket to enter in the ZOO…
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You lovely
You perfect
You beautiful
You amazing
You sweet
You cute
You genius
You fantastic
You fabulous…
Yappa… ithukku mela ennal poy solla mudiyathu…
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Dey Mame...
Pickuppukku YAMAHA
Milagekku CT 100
Stylukku SPLENDER
Bandavukku PULSAR
Kalakkalukku KARISHMA
Vandikku NAAN
Osi ketka NEE thanda en dubukku…
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Sardarji jokes++
Oye sardarji, why are you taking your pregnant wife to PIZZA HUT. Instead of taking to hosapital?
Sardarji: Because in PIZZA HUT ‘DELIVERY FREE’.
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Sardarji1: Neththu unga phone number theriyaama rumba kastap pattutten.
Sardarji2: Ada ennanga neenga… Enakku oru phone panni kettiruntha solliyiruppene…
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Sardarji: Because in PIZZA HUT ‘DELIVERY FREE’.
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Sardarji1: Neththu unga phone number theriyaama rumba kastap pattutten.
Sardarji2: Ada ennanga neenga… Enakku oru phone panni kettiruntha solliyiruppene…
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Ganguly SMS Jokes
Ganguly beat the fan in the Cricket ground. Why? Because that fan singing a Anniyan song.
What song?
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCKKA...
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Flash news: After seeing his, performance, Ganguly is once more selected as captain for the one day series against England for 'Indian women’s cricket team.'
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Kurudan kaila Torch, Sevidan kaila radio, Oomai kaila mic, sathikal kaila katchi, Ganguly kaila bat, Unga kaila Cell phone/Computer… Enna ulagamda ithu…
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Ganguly’s favorite Rajini dialogues
BADSHA : Naan 1 run eduththaa… 100 run eduththa mathiri…
PADAYAPPA : Yen wicket free wicket
ARUNACHALAM : anDAVAN SOLRAN… Ganguly bold agaran
BABA : Neeya win pannina Smadaanam… Naana thotha annathanam
CHANDRAMUKI : Any problem just one ball I am disappear
What song?
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCK
'Run' - DUCKKA...
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Flash news: After seeing his, performance, Ganguly is once more selected as captain for the one day series against England for 'Indian women’s cricket team.'
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Kurudan kaila Torch, Sevidan kaila radio, Oomai kaila mic, sathikal kaila katchi, Ganguly kaila bat, Unga kaila Cell phone/Computer… Enna ulagamda ithu…
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Ganguly’s favorite Rajini dialogues
BADSHA : Naan 1 run eduththaa… 100 run eduththa mathiri…
PADAYAPPA : Yen wicket free wicket
ARUNACHALAM : anDAVAN SOLRAN… Ganguly bold agaran
BABA : Neeya win pannina Smadaanam… Naana thotha annathanam
CHANDRAMUKI : Any problem just one ball I am disappear
Saturday, November 19, 2005
SMS jokes2
Sardarji: When i was singing some one throw a slipper on me
Boy: Did you stop singing?
Sardarji: No, what could i do withone slipper? i sing till he throw second slipper..!
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Acotor T. Rajender goes to a shop.
TR: Intha KARADI padam enna vilai..?
Shopkeeper: Ithu KARADI padam illai sir kannadi... athula unga mugamthan appadi theriyuthu...
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My friend Saminathan anuppiya SMS joke
"dai maama innaikku TV la terrarist list parthen, Avangala kandu pidichchi koduththa Rs.3 kodi yam... enakku panam mukkiyam illa...
neethaan mukkiyam... veliya thalai kaattatheda maama...
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Thursday, November 10, 2005
Sardarji SMS Jokes+
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy in writting except one sardarji.
he wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH TODAY"
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Sardar1: Unga sondha ooru edhu?
Sardar2: Namakku avvalo vasathi illeenga...
Sondha veedu mattumthaan irukku.
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Rajini new song in Chandiramugi
"devuda duvuda 7malai devuda
chududa chududa en friends pakkam chududa
yellame loosukal
yellame mentalkal
athula onnu ippa SMS padikkuthuda
reppeeettuu............"
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Sardar : Why are all the people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will you get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
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Sardar built two swimmimg pools. and he left one of them unfilled.
when asked he said "Oye, that's for those who don't know swimming..."
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When the sky get dark, I remember you...
when there is lighting, I remember you...
when there is rain, I remember you...
So, Please return my UMBRELLA.
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All were busy in writting except one sardarji.
he wrote "DUE TO RAIN NO MATCH TODAY"
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Sardar1: Unga sondha ooru edhu?
Sardar2: Namakku avvalo vasathi illeenga...
Sondha veedu mattumthaan irukku.
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Rajini new song in Chandiramugi
"devuda duvuda 7malai devuda
chududa chududa en friends pakkam chududa
yellame loosukal
yellame mentalkal
athula onnu ippa SMS padikkuthuda
reppeeettuu............"
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Sardar : Why are all the people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will you get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?
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Sardar built two swimmimg pools. and he left one of them unfilled.
when asked he said "Oye, that's for those who don't know swimming..."
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When the sky get dark, I remember you...
when there is lighting, I remember you...
when there is rain, I remember you...
So, Please return my UMBRELLA.
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